Tony Khan is Embarrassing Himself on Twitter

Tony Khan Is Embarrassing Himself on Twitter

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0:00 AEW loses Tuesday Night Ratings War
1:36 Greatest Bald Wrestlers
2:28 Tony Twitter Fingers Calls HBK and Triple H Bald A holes
3:10 Tony Khan Melts Down on Twitter
4:46 AEW struggles continue

Tony Khan got that ass whooped in the Tuesday Night War, and he’s tweeting about it. At this point he might send as many tweets as Dynamite had viewers.

NXT sandblasted Dynamite 921,000 viewers to 609,000 as WWE continues to smell blood in the water. The last two Collisions did their two worst numbers ever head-to-head against WWE, and Dynamite’s loss added more salt in the wound.

Tony Khan isn’t taking this lying down, because he tweets the same way he pees, sitting down. Like Larry David.

You pee sitting down? Yeah. Ever tried it?! No!

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This guy needs to get off Twitter? With All due respect. I have heard nothing but “Tony needs to get off his phone and stop tweeting.” And you know who I’ve heard that from? I have not heard that from fans. I have heard that from people in WWE. But do you now who I’ve heard that from? People in AEW. They’re like “can somebody get this guy off of his phone, get him off Twitter.” That’s from people in AEW.

Tony Khan had an all out meltdown leading up to the Tuesday Night Wars, calling Triple H and Shawn Michaels Bald Assholes. Tony Twitter Fingers and AEW Dynamite went down in flames, so let’s give flowers some of the greatest bald wrestlers ever.

Honorable mentions go to Bobby Lashley, Triple H and the Big Show

No. 5 is the rock. He wasn’t bald for any of his prime, but did come back as a baly to main event 2 record-breaking WrestleManias. Plus he’s The Rock.

Kurt Angle wrestled most of his career bald and my be the greatest pound-for-pound pro wrestler who ever lived. And that includes his ability to sports entertain.

Goldberg was HIM in WCW. So explosive. And so bald.

Bald wrestlers start and end with Hulk Hogan. And if you wanna cry about racism I get it, but keep that same energy for this balding ass—le, who’s so racist he plans to segregate the salt and pepper in his beard.

And Stone Cold Steve Austin is the bald GOAT. Hopefully he wasn’t on Twitter to see that

Here’s Tony Khan claiming Shawn Michaels will not be Booker of the Year this Year. The only place Tony has a shot at that meaningless award is from the brainwashed Wrestling Observer Subscribers. Hell he won that paper title last year and Diehard Dave himself spoke out against it.

Here’s Tony Khan lashing out against Vince McMahon’s sexual misconduct allegations.

This was one of my favorites. Tony Khan, now dealing with a sixth stage of Grief—moral victories—reported that Tuesday was the first time John Cena and Undertaker were on a show with under 1 million viewers. Hahaha, Tony Khan doesn’t need Curb Your Enthusiasm to be funny, he just needs a keyboard and a little coke. No, that’s not the…okay, never mind.

At this point, Tony Khan is rolling around in the weeds at the bottom of the bird app because he’s no better than the people he’s tweeting against. Tony Khan is the same message board-bound blowhard as any garden-variety troll like Bix or Rovert. The only difference is his bank account. If Tony wasn’t rich enough to afford a personal driver, he’d be riding that same short bus with them.. Tony Khan is a billion-dollar nepobaby with a 10-cent temperament. He has the same behavioral issues as anybody who spends the majority of their time insulated on social media because if they spend too much time in the real world they end up fearing for their lives. Mint Mobile might not save your life, but it will save you money on your wireless bill, let’s get it.