Derive Me, Maybe?

Townsend Harris High School's AP Calculus Parody of Carly Rae Jepson's "Call Me Maybe"

An AP Calculus student falls in love.

Lyrics:

I made a wish about you
x of t is 22
i looked to you for a clue
v of t decreasing

I'd make the graph concave up
the integral I'd set up
rotate it into a cup
radius increasing

study the relation
trying integration
graph the correlation
why'd you use u-substitution?

hey! i just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my du
derive me maybe

it's hard to integrate
without you baby
but here's my du
derive me maybe

hey! i just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my du
derive me maybe

and all the secants
intersect me
but here's my du
derive me maybe

i took the range and domain
you found that it was no pain
limits all over the plane
you made them undefined

can't find your min or your max
you just stopped dead in your tracks
gotta remember the facts
to find the graph's design

study the relation
trying integration
graph the correlation
why'd you use u-substitution?

hey! i just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my du
derive me maybe


it's hard to integrate
without you baby
but here's my du
derive me maybe

hey! i just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my du
derive me maybe

and all the secants
intersect me
but here's my du
derive me maybe

before i learned l'hopital's rule
limits were so bad
limits were so bad
limits were so so bad

before i learned l'hopital's rule
limits were so bad
i know too well that
limits were so so bad

it's hard to integrate
without you baby
but here's my du
derive me maybe

hey! i just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my du
derive me maybe

and all the secants
intersect me
but here's my du
derive me maybe

before i learned l'hopital's rule
limits were so bad
limits were so bad
limits were so so bad

before i learned l'hopital's rule
limits were so bad
and you should know to
derive me, maybe?