Episode Twenty Nine of Crit the Bed

Doors, doors, doors… Well, one door with a gammy eye, a toothy lock and a bad attitude turns out to be our heroes' greatest enemy. The Friendly Boys threw their best spells at the door too, a stinky cloud, some wind, bananas and an eye-to-eye chest bump, but to no avail. So the team tied up a monk, got him drunk, gagged him and went to sleep, whereupon in the morning, Chad realised he had the perfect spell for such a situation and lickety-split they were in through the door and into a grand hall, majestically constructed featuring a 75-foot wide, 150-foot long bridge over a bubbling pool of magma. At the end, up a series of immaculately hewn stairs is an imposing female figure clad in black plate and reading from a tome. She beckoned to speak to Aya and as the conversation unfolded, offered the group a soul-binding contract if they were able to take out a group that had been disrupting her plans to accelerate to the “Cleansing”. -- Watch live at   / critthebedshow