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Here's my tongue-in-cheek drum and bass remix of Sleaford mods' Jobseeker.
High-energy, playful bit of ironic, knees-up nonsense.

Lyrcs:

Jobseeker!
Can of Strongbow, I'm a mess
Desperately clutching onto a leaflet on depression
Supplied to me by the NHS
It's anyone's guess how I got here
Anyone's guess how I'll go
I suck on a roll-up, pull your jeans up
Fuck off, I'm going home
Jobseeker!
Jobseeker!

[Verse]
So Mr. Williamson, what have you done in order to find gainful employment
Since your last signing on date?
Fuck all
I've sat around the house wanking
And I want to know why you don't serve coffee here
My signing on time is supposed to be ten past eleven
It's now twelve o'clock
And some of these smelly bastards need executing

Mr. Williamson, your employment history looks quite impressive
I'm looking at three managerial positions you previously held with quite
Reputable companies, isn't this something you'd like to go back to?
Nah, I'd just end up fucking robbing the place
You've got a till full of 20s looking at you all day
Well, I'm hardly gonna fucking bank it
I’ve got drugs to take, and a mind to break

[Chorus]
Jobseeker!
Can of Strongbow, I'm a mess
Desperately clutching onto a leaflet on depression
Supplied to me by the NHS
It's anyone's guess how I got here
Anyone's guess how I'll go
I suck on a roll-up, pull your jeans up
Fuck off, I'm going home
Jobseeker!
Jobseeker!
Jobseeker!
Jobseeker!