Mrs. Soul

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PSA: If you see military persons around, at the mall, in the park, anywhere… I urge you to say hello. They do what they do, so we can do what we do without worry. Thank them for their service. Ask them where home is and what they miss most about it. Share a laugh if you can. Let them know you are grateful for their and their families' sacrifices. They are mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters, sons, and daughters. Thank them for their service. It matters. It matters a lot. Encourage others to do the same and thank you.
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For Shmagical Laura... Mrs. Soul ©

She was my incidental muse
Set me free like Mother Goose
Her charms and her delights will keep you up all night

And she lives in fairy tales
Smokes Grimms but don’t inhale
Mrs. Soul, Mrs. Soul, Mrs. Soul, what do you know?

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It’s a Woop Woop And a Wut Wut. Yeah, a Boop Boop
And a Boom Shakalakalaka. Yeah, a Boom Shakalakalaka
Don’t ya ever try to knock her cuz schdefinitely schmagical
You’re never gonna push, and you’re never gonna pull
Makes hearts go doopity doop All the boys going loopity loop
Mrs. Soul, Mrs. Soul, Mrs. Soul, we love you so

Mrs. Soul was a cover girl for a tattoo magazine
She is something to behold
She’s a Princess and a Queen

She got jank top lips and mouth-crushing boobs
Way ahead of the crowd, out in front of the noobs
Mrs. Soul, Mrs. Soul, Mrs. Soul, we love you so

The gal’s all up and sassy, and she struts her stuff so classy
Truly is a sight to be seen. You know just what I mean
Mrs. Soul, Mrs. Soul, Mrs. Soul, where did you go?

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