The most interesting man in the world - tribute

Tribute to "the most interesting man in the world". Thank you Jonathan Goldsmith for years of epitomizing manhood!

Great lines:

- In a past life, he was himself.
- If opportunity knocks, and he's not home, opportunity waits.
- He gave his father "the talk."
- He is the life of parties he has never attended.
- If her were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the strong urge to thank him.
- Sharks have a week dedicated to him.
- He once ran a marathon, because it was on his way.
- Sasquatch has taken a photograph of him.
- He once gave a pep talk so compelling, both teams one.
- When he whispers to a horse, it whispers back.
- His two cents is worth 37 dollars and change.
- If he were to pat you on your back, you would list it on your resume.
- When in Rome, they do as he does.
- He can slam a revolving door.
- He wouldn't be afraid to show his feminine side, if he had one.
- His mother has a tattoo that reads "Son".
- He can smooth talk in sign language.
- If he were to mispronounce your name, you would feel compelled to change it.
- Therapists open up to him.
- He skips the first date.
- His reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
- He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
- He lives vicariously through himself.
- The last time he flirted with Danger, Danger got clingy.
- His only regret is not knowing what regret feels like.
- At museums, he's allowed to touch the art.
- He imagines himself in his own shoes.
- Steak and lobster is his bread and butter.
- Locals ask him for directions.
- His small talk has altered foreign policy.
- Your guess is as good as his. On second thought, no its not.
- He once parallel parked a train.
- It has never been "his bad".
- Both sides of his pillow are cool.
- He once received a standing ovation from a jurors box.
- His "Thank You" cards have prompted "You're Welcome" cards.
- His fortune cookies simply read "Congratulations."
- Skinny dipping was his idea.

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