Скачать или смотреть Defeats of My Favorite Dreamworks Villains

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Villan quotes:

“You useless, ungrateful maggot! I AM THE COLONY!”
-General Mandible

"Knights, new plan - the one who kills the ogre will be named champion. Have at him!"
-Lord Farquaad

"Oh yeah. But Fiona isn't all ogre, is she? By day one way by night another. Blardy blardy blar. AHAHAHAHAHA, NOBODY'S SMART BUT ME!"
-Rumpelstiltskin

"After so many years of searching, this is my moment. With this wish, I will finally be the master of all magic"
-Jack Horner

“The army has dealt with wild horses before. This one will be no different.”
-The Colonel

"I've spent a long time reeling in that fluffy-headed bunny lover, and I'm not about to let some puddle-headed peasant poach her from me!"
-Victor Quartermaine

“Hiya, class! I'm your cool new teacher! Not some scary guy with a secret evil agenda!”
-Professor Tippy Tinkletrousers

"Oh, but by the end of my world tour, we're all gonna have the same vibe. We're all gonna be one nation of trolls...under Rock!"
-Queen Barb

“Search the farthest villages. Find more metal. China will be mine!”
-Lord Shen

"That horse got a lot of sprit"
-Hendricks

“I told you Ogres don't live happily ever after!”
-The Fairy Godmother

"Dragon master? I, alone, control the dragons!"
-Drago Bludvist

"Have my dragon ready when I return, or I will destroy everything you love!"
-Grimmel the Grisly

"Uh, pretty much, yeah. You see, I never cared about what's "good", only what's good for me! Like, say, a billion dollars! Oh, I just got a tingle."
-Professor Marmalade

"Poor, poor animals. You should have never left the forest. Now you deal with me!"
-Chantel Dubois

“They're chickens, you dolt! Apart from you, they're the most stupid creatures on this planet! They don't plot, they don't scheme, and they are NOT ORGANIZED!”
-Mrs. Tweedy

"Our happily ever after is nearly complete, Mummy. And I assure you... the people of this kingdom will pay dearly for every second we've had to wait."
-Prince Charming

"I do not know this God. Neither will I let your people go"
-Rameses II

We can be happy again! I'll find the trolls! ...And shove them down your ungrateful throats!"
-Chef

"ROARR!"
-The Spiny Mandrila

"You've just been verminated"
-Dwayne LaFontant

"So to recap, I come in peace, I mean you no harm, and you all will die"
-Gallaxhar

"Oh, I wouldn't say freed. More like, UNDER new management!"
-Hal Stewart/Tighten

"I hate rats!"
-The Toad

"I'll make sure the yeti's out. You are never going to escape again."
-Dr. Zara