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LYRICS by Freewill with jg´s input;

On the first scam of Christmas
the government said to me
there´s a terrorist in your tree

On the second scam of Christmas
Walmart said to me
buy one get one free
theres a terrorist in your tree

on the third scam of Christmas
Congess said to me
we need a payraise
buy one get one free
there´s a terrorist in your tree

On the fourth scam of Christmas
the EPA said to me
radiation´s cool
we need a payraise
buy one get one free
there´s a terrorist in your tree

on the fifth scam of Christmas
Wallstreet said to me
give us all your money
radiation´s cool
we need a payraise
buy one get one free
theres a terrorist in your tree

on the sixth scam of Christmas
Obama said to me
I'm outta here soon
give us all your money
radiation´s cool
we need a payraise
buy one get one free
there´s a terrorist in your tree

on the seventh scam of Chistmas
the NYPD said to me
we are here to help you
I'm outta here soon
give us all your money
radiation´s cool
we need a payraise
buy one get one free
there´s a terrorist in your tree

on the eigth scam of Christmas
MSM said to me
we are not lying
we are here to help you
I'm outta here soon
give us all your money
radiation´s cool
we need a payraise
buy one get one free
there´s a terrorist in your tree

on the nineth scam of Christmas
BP said to me
we didnt spill it
we are not lying
we are here to help you
I'm outta here soon
give us all your money
radiation´s cool
we need a payraise
buy one get one free
there´s a terrorist in your tree

on the tenth scam of Christmas
Monsanto said to me
roundup is very healthy
we didnt spill it
we are not lying
we are here to help you
I'm outta here soon
give us all your money
radiation´s cool
we need a payraise
buy one get one free
there´s a terrorist in your tree

on the eleventh scam of Christmas
the CIA said to me
torture is OK
roundup is very healthy
we didnt spill it
we are not lying
we are here to help you
I'm outta here soon
give us all your money
radiation´s cool
we need a payraise
buy one get one free
there´s a terrorist in your tree

on the twelth scam of Christmas
the NSA said to me
we are not spying
torture is OK
roundup is very healthy
we didnt spill it
we are not lying
we are here to help you
I'm outta here soon
give us all your money
radiation´s cool
we need a payraise
buy one get one free
there´s a terrorist in your tree