Pillagers - A Minecraft Parody of "Teenagers" by My Chemical Romance

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   • The Block Parade  

Lyrics:
They’re gonna bring out the ax
To steal the dogs and the cats
And force your village to start brand new
So build some walls up and run
Before the damage is done
And their bad omen is stuck to you

Because the ravagers lurk,
The vexes float through the dirt
And witches’ potions will turn you green
They’re gonna tear you to shreds,
So put your stuff in the chests
And get prepared for a bloody war scene

Oh, if the pillagers dare to take the village from me
They’d better know I got some ancient debris
It’s all on my clothes, and I’ve enchanted my bows
So just surrender and I’ll set you free

The butcher throws me a steak,
I stack up five wooden planks,
And shoot the illagers with my bow
But every arrow that lands
Just seems to hasten their plans
So I jump down to the ground and I go,

Oh, if the pillagers dare to take the village from me
They’d better know I got some ancient debris
It’s all on my clothes, and I’ve enchanted my bows
So just surrender and I’ll set you free

Oh yeah,

They said the pillagers dare to take the village from me
They’d better know I got some ancient debris
It’s all on my clothes, and I’ve enchanted my bows
So just surrender and I’ll set you free

All together now!

Pillagers dare to take the village from me
They’d better know I got some ancient debris
It’s all on my clothes, and I’ve enchanted my bows
So just surrender and I’ll set you free

Pillagers dare to take the village from me
They’d better know I got some ancient debris
It’s all on my clothes, and I’ve enchanted my bows
So just surrender and I’ll set you free