Demetri Martin. Person. - Full Special

Demetri Martin explains why rock-paper-scissors is illogical, people in glass houses really should throw stones and turtles are the ideal way to advertise a band.

Paramount+ is here! Stream all your favorite shows now on Paramount+. Try it FREE at https://bit.ly/3qyOeOf

Demetri Martin. Person.
Original airdate: Jan 14, 2007

#StandUp #DemetriMartin

Subscribe to Comedy Central Stand-Up:    / @standup  

Watch more Comedy Central Stand-Up:    / standup  

Follow Comedy Central Stand-Up:
Twitter:   / standup  
Facebook:   / standup  
Instagram:   / ccstandup  

Watch full Comedy Central stand-up specials: http://www.cc.com/shows/stand-up

Comedy Central Stand-Up: Anti-Bias Statement: https://www.cc.com/info/k32ti7/ccsu-a...