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Back when I was just a little kid, me and a fella from India were at the same kinder ('preschool' for foreign people that my government hates) and we were having our recess. It had been raining that day and there was a wooden shed full of play tools in the yard. Me and this kid thought it'd be a good idea to chuck mud all over the walls on the inside of the toolshed. When the teacher found out about half an hour after recess, she gathered all the kids together and demanded to know who had done it. I thought we were in for a wicked reward so I jumped up and yelled 'me and Indian kid did it'. Turns out she wasn't happy.

Afterwards, we had to spray down all the mud off the walls with hoses, but we just had a water fight instead.

The moral of the story is stay in preschool, kids.
--Dirk Bogan