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Disclaimer: we also ❤️ React. It's just a parody 😅
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Lyrics:

React developers think they're so damn elite

With your JSX syntax you think can't be beat

But your useEffect hook is a trap and a lie

Got a dependency array that makes grown men cry

useState everywhere, state scattered and lost

You call it "freedom," but what is the cost?

Another weekend spent trying to configure your router

While my app's already built, and I'm screamin' it louder!

You're prop-drillin' data down a thousand-foot hole

While my Dependency Injection's got full control

You worship the V-DOM, a clever little trick

But my new change detection's is so native, solid as a brick.



(Chorus - Beat hits harder, more aggressive)

Yeah, you talk that trash, call me "heavy" and "old"

But your house of cards app is a story that's told

You secretly wish you had a CLI this clean

A robust foundation for the enterprise scene

This ain't a library, son, this is a whole damn machine

The most powerful framework the world's ever seen

So keep your small pieces, your chaos and rage

While I'm turnin' the page on a whole new age. NG!

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(Bridge)

Yo, you laughed at NgModules, said they were a pain

But that was the old school, let me explain

We went Standalone, baby, no more declaration

Just pure components, a new generation!

And forget your hooks, man, that mess is absurd

My state management's flawless, haven't you heard?

We got Signals now, glitch-free and direct

While your whole damn component is a side-effect!

You're re-rendering madness, we're surgically precise

It's time you abandoned your flawed advice.