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Enjoy this song about "HR in the Architecture Industry". We can all use a laugh right about now!

“You Can’t Draft Love (Plus HR’s Got Rules)”

[Verse 1]
Mmm… I was layin’ out beams, drawin' dreams on the screen,
Feelin’ fly in my turtleneck — if you know what I mean.
Then HR walked in with a clipboard of soul,
Said, “Your desk ain't OSHA, and your vibe’s outta control.”

They said, “You been flexin' them floor plans tight,
But your timecard’s empty — and that ain’t right.”
I said, “Baby I’m an artist, I don’t work by the clock.”
They said, “That’s cute… now sign this dock.”

[Chorus – Falsetto]
You can’t draft love… nooo no no,
But HR’s here to let you knooow…
That even soulmen need ID badges,
And don’t sit wrong or you’ll need back bandages.
(You can’t draft love...)
But you can be cited for dress code violations.

[Verse 2]
Darryl was smooth, drawin’ domes with flair,
Till HR caught him sleepin’ in a leather chair.
He said, “I’m meditatin’, conceptualizing space.”
They said, “You’re snorin’, man. Get outta this place.”

We had a Zoom call with an ergonomic priest,
Talkin’ lumbar support and spine at peace.
And a slideshow called “Your Email Tone,”
Where HR sang, “No sarcasm when you type in ALL CAPS, Jerome.”

[Chorus – With extra horns]
You can’t draft love… noooo sir,
But HR’s watchin’ like a disco blur.
They got vibe checks, code of conduct drills,
And a module called “Don’t Hit Reply-All, It Kills.”
(You can’t draft love., plus HR's got rules)
But you can get flagged for printin’ memes on bills.

[Bridge – Spoken like Barry White]
Mmm… baby.
You designed a museum shaped like a falcon.
That’s art.
But you cc’d the wrong Linda.
That’s two weeks of documentation training.
Ooh yeah...

[Final Chorus – Big finish with choir harmonies ]
🎶 You can’t draft love… but you can design grace,
Just don’t microwave fish in the shared workplace.
HR ain’t cruel — they’re funky and fair,
Keepin’ architects in ergonomic chairs.

So if you’re buildin’ dreams and pushin’ pens,
Respect HR — they your soulful friends.

[Outro – Soft falsetto with snaps]
(You can’t draft love., plus HR's got rules)
…Love don’t need a blueprint…
But respect? That’s a PDF.

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