"Weird Al" Talking About His Daughter

See that? A crystal clear title with no discrepancy this time!

✨✨ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SWEET GIRL ✨✨

{I'm sorry the video ended on a bittersweet note, but what more can I say!}

Honorable mentions (for the ungrateful):
-Ustream (2009)
-The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2012)
-"Weird Al" sings the Conan theme (2012?)
-extra from TBI (2015)
-Captain Underpants premiere red carpet (2017)
-Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Ceremony speech (dysequilibrium literally did it for me) (2018)
-Ask Al, on the license plate from "Straight Outta Lynwood"
-Jamie Lee Curtis's "This is Me" suitcase
-every post with "I'm sorry, this is most recent picture I could find of her"

I'm sure I haven't included every single instance, so you don't have to remind me.

Video links for "all the little people":

Modern-art painting:    • Al and Bill have a conversation 3/3  
Dinosaurs:    • "Weird Al" Yankovic, When I Grow Up  
Gumball:    • Weird Al Yankovic at the 39th Annual ...  
Dumbledore:    • Weird Al Yankovic Talks About Parodyi...  
Hollywood secret codeword:    • "Weird Al" Rise and Shine  
Baby Octopus:    • Baby Octopus