Super Smash Bros Ultimate - Classic Mode - Kirby

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Doing Kirby's Classic Mode run.

Kirby and Chris noticed the hard look on Palutena's face. "Er, what is wrong with you now?" Chris asked.

Palutena grimaced. "Wow. WHAT a surprise. Kirby gets the perfect run tailored around him, and he even gets to fight Marx, whom I thought was dead, then revived, then dead, and then back to being alive to be an ally for who knows why, and then back to being a villain," she said. "It's times like this I wish I was round a pink to get this much attention."

"..." Kirby looked sad. "Did I do something wrong?"

Chris angrily clapped his hands at the goddess. "Oh, no. No, no, no. It's not your fault, little guy. I just feel...left out, like no one cares about me, even if I'm a goddess of light and thus should get all the attention in the world," Palutena said.

"Classy," Chris muttered.

"...Oh, and the rest of us," the goddess added with a smile. "We can't forget everyone else. And that green Mario guy." Somewhere, the green Mario bemoaned. "It's fine, Kirby. I look up to you; to your status as this thing's real protagonist. I want to be you so bad to demonstrate that I have the stuff to become the next protagonist of this tale and relieve you from your duties so that you can eat all you want without doing too much work."

"Oh! I'm happy!" Kirby cheered, mostly oblivious to Palutena's scheme.

Which was something not entirely lost on Chris. "Stop trying to confuse him into giving you his role!" he scolded. Kirby just then stopped cheering when he understood what was going on, looking angry at Palutena (he didn't understand completely, because he thought the promise of food was a lie to trick him).

"Curse you, World Traveler, for stopping my plans of attaining main protagonist status," the goddess declared, shaking a fist. "One day, though, one day..."

"Stop," Chris said, taking Kirby away from her.

Key Notes:

Classic Mode Overview (repeated in every other character video)
- Unlike before, you will never start your difficulty at the maximum difficulty (9.9). The limit you can start is at 5.0.
- However, depending on how well you do in every fight, the difficulty will steadily increase. The factors that contribute an increase are if you...
1) ...finished the fight as quickly as possible.
2) ...didn't stay put or mess around.
3) ...actually managed to avoid damage altogether (meaning a perfect run, which doesn't really guarantee an extra point).
- At best, you can get a whole point (or more) added to difficulty. At worst, you get nothing. "Nice Plays" may just be compliments that usually are around 0.8 additions. Do your best to get to the end of the mural.
- Using tickets avoids losing difficulty, but in case the difficulty is still increasing, you'll get a 0.1 increase if you win a match.
- Oh, and you only get ONE life. Lose it, and you'll either spend money to continue while losing difficulty, use a Ticket without the drawback, or simply give up.
- Classic Mode runs for every character aren't the same anymore. Instead of random setups, every character has a set path revolving around a theme. No differences will be made if you retry the same route.
- Moreover, the final boss may or may not be unique to every fighter. It may be Master Hand and/or Crazy Hand, but it can be someone else.

Kirby's Final Boss
- It's Marx, who, hilariously enough, behaves mostly the same as he does in his fight from Kirby Super Star. If you played that boss fight back then, you'll know how to respond to a whole lot of his attacks.
- But you need to watch out for some few new moves in his sleeves. If something looks odd, bring up the shield to study and stay safe.

"Ha! Kirby unlocks Ness, who is not even related to his gluttonous ways!" Palutena said. "Main protagonist status is all a lie!"

"Is it?" Chris wondered. "Ness eats normal food to recover during his quest to defeat Giyg-" Palutena used the tip of her staff to hit him in the crotch, making him double over in pain. "Y-you're...so...pissed off about all...this..."

"I'm a goddess, Chris," Palutena warned. "I NEED attention or else I go crazy."

The less said about Chris's Lucario's epic crusade to punish Palutena for hurting his trainer in his crotch the better. Just know Pit was mauled alive and Viridi watched with a huge bucket with popcorn.

Watch, enjoy, and comment, everyone.