Скачать или смотреть THE EDUCATE FOOLS - "Tantric Decapitation: 69 minutes of trichotomy and liquefaction" (2025, 2xLP)

The question is: How many white Russians did it take to make this album? Because I'm sure that if the Cohen brothers ever decide to make a sequel to “The Big Lebowski,” this time The Educate Fools would be the soundtrack of the Dude's world instead of Creedence, and no one would throw up the hands in horror. Yeahhh! The Educate Fools, aka Retails Simps, that same low-budget band that has restored our faith in rock ‘n’ roll in this century, in its rawest, most basic, extravagant, and mind-blowing form, creating one of the records of your life, and probably the most “100% Total Punk” album ever.
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00:00:00 A1. String In
00:01:34 A2. Dance The Apartment
00:03:43 A3. Bebop Beluga
00:07:48 A4. Piece of Love
00:09:31 A5. Thunder & Lightning
00:15:32 B1. Sugar Water
00:21:16 B2. Mr. Natural
00:24:29 B3. The Geyser
00:27:47 B4. Penny Arcade
00:30:27 B5. Arrow Clear
00:33:09 C1. Chicky Squawk
00:35:27 C2. Shielded Shine
00:37:10 C3. Edge of Circumstance
00:39:36 C4. Banal Chore
00:42:00 C5. Situational Irritation
00:45:00 C6. Sunny Side Stinger
00:50:13 D1. Ivory Tower
00:52:14 D2. Email List
00:54:34 D3. Sedation Everywhere
00:56:51 D4. In Time
00:59:39 D5. Antelope Roam
01:03:00 D6. What You Need to Know

"After 3 albums, 2 7"s, a feature length documentary and a smattering of cassettes, the Simps, our perennial protagonists, have entered middle age. An unflattering era in the life of a band where the shiny novelty of youth has disintegrated, pressures to expand or leave this mortal coil have mounted and the darling status once indiscriminately slathered onto their oeuvre relegated to the shadows, a blink in the continuum of the next-big-thing economy. Many believe aging gracefully is a myth, and that may be so, but people like Joe, Chris, Obe, Zak and cohort Cole know no other way than to slog onward and upward. With the departure of keyboard magnate Tom Tom, the unequivocal straight man to the chaotic ensemble, the group was due for a proper unravelling or a long hard look in the mirror. Tantric Decapitation was recorded live at Value Sound Studios in 2 days by Renny Wilson, and after nominal mixing attempts, left bare. It was an exercise in introspection, the gritty product destined to be a looking glass into the rough hewn nature of the band’s sound. Despite the realism and immediacy of this double album, one thing was certain: every record needs a story: a platitude drilled into the heads of banal musicians and record execs alike. Doesn’t matter the fortitude of the yarn however, just the way you use it. As such, the Educated Fools were born. A fictional group from the wilds of Nantucket, primed for the newborn sheen the Simps would never touch again. Through devious ploys and high brow marketing efforts, Total Punk Records concocted a salacious and expansive tale that no grovelling blogger or egomaniacal music journalist could ignore, or so we thought. All this context may serve you dear listener, but the meat of this epic remains the same whether you choose to believe myself or the fake news strewn across the internet. This is a steadfast document of unhinged, unedited rock music unlike what you will find anywhere else. It is singular, whether it is total indulgence or just a bad idea."

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