I'll Be Glad When You're Dead You Rascal You (1932)

From the cartoon of the same name.
Written by Sam Theard
Preformed by Louis Armstrong and his Orchestra

Cartoon Lyrics:
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you
Oh, you rascal you
Boy, I brought you into my home
You wouldn't leave my wife alone
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you
Now, I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you
I'll be tickling ... you dog
I mistook you for my friend
Well you could've ... was a sin
You did no good, you rascal you

As I said before,
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you
Boy, when you're laying six feet deep
No more fried chicken for you to eat
H'oh, you dog, I know that'll break your heart!
Boy, what is it that you've got
That makes my wife think you're hot?
Oh, you dog! Haha
Now, you bought my wife a bottle of Coca-Cola
So you could play on her Victrola
Ha, you dog!
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