[Eng Sub] Twitter Verification Woes and Fridge Monstrosities: Tsumu vs Hinata

From a Radio Starlight and Edel Radio joint event in 2021. Stage girls competed to see who had the most applause-worthy tragedy.

Featuring:
Momoyo Koyama
Hinata Sato
Haruko Kudo
Hotaru Nomoto
Risa Tsumugi
Miyu Tomita

I cut the others' anecdotes because they weren't that interesting. For completion's sake: Moyo's was about hearing an alarm in her home she'd never heard before, KDHR rushed her tax return and got a letter returned to her address, Nossan and Miyu both missed their train stops.

I've had the transcript for this sitting around 95% for months because, god love her, TsumuTsumu is really hard to understand. Please please correct anything I got wrong. Also I don't know what "Mazeru" means, I think that's a reference to something but I couldn't figure it out.