Meet Dick Ronald — a gamer who is definitely, absolutely, unquestionably better than you.
(According to him. Repeatedly.)
This song is a satirical gamer anthem packed with sarcasm, dry humor, and overconfident energy. It’s not about being the best — it’s about sounding like you are while casually ignoring all evidence to the contrary.
If you love:
🎧 Funny gaming songs
🎮 Gaming parody music
😂 Sarcastic gamer humor
🕹️ Gamer anthems with ego
💀 “Skill issue” jokes taken way too far
…then congratulations, this song was made specifically to feel superior to you.
This is gaming culture satire — exaggerated confidence, meme-level bravado, and that one guy in every lobby who insists he’s carrying the team. Whether you’re a casual gamer, competitive grinder, or just here for the laughs, welcome to the chaos.
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💬 COMMENT if you’re better than Dick Ronald (he disagrees)
Headphones recommended. Ego optional.
LYRICS:
Yeah yeah
Boot up the rig
Refresh the feed
Oh no
There he goes again
He loads in late with a broken plan,
Thumbs on fire like yeah I meant that man,
Headset crackle trash talk art,
First move wrong but he plays that part,
He clicks respawn like it was the strat,
Says trust me bro yeah imagine that,
Chat goes wild every time he speaks,
Confidence loud with zero receipts,
Cause Dick Ronald is better than you,
At least that is what he tells you too,
Runs straight in with nothing to prove,
Hits one button and calls it smooth,
He says if you are gonna be stupid be tough,
And somehow that is always enough,
Yeah Dick Ronald is better than you
He says one of the smartest things I learned,
Is knowing I am dumb at a pro level firm,
Misses the shot then blames the chair,
Says lag did it nobody was there,
He speedruns chaos presses all the keys,
Wins on accident somehow with ease,
Patch notes drop he never reads,
Still tops the board out of pure belief,
Yeah Dick Ronald is better than you,
Sarcastic smile says it must be true,
Throws the match then carries the team,
Calls it strategy calls it a dream,
If you are gonna be stupid be tough,
He shrugs and queues up another run,
Yeah Dick Ronald is better than you
He forgets the map but remembers the vibe,
Talks his way through every bad drive,
No fear meter no backup plan,
Just chaos clicks and a confident stand,
He says I know I am wrong that is the trick,
Then somehow proves it works like this
Now Dick Ronald is better than you,
Even when he does not mean to be dude,
Wins the round while laughing mid speech,
Says I told you once I am hardly a genius,
Smart enough just to know what I am not,
Dumb enough to give it every shot,
Yeah Dick Ronald is better than you
Queue it up again same move same fight,
Better than you
Sarcastic
Good night
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