Ducktales WITH LYRICS - Brentalfloss

CW: Ableism [More info under video description]

Accompaniment arranged and performed by Brentalfloss
Original music by Hiroshige Tonomura (or was it Yoshihiro Sakaguchi? Sources differ...)
Lyrics by Brentalfloss

LYRICS
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Ducks
Yes Ducks in outer space
From the Disney Afternoon
To the moooooon...

Wait Uncle Scrooge, you need a suit out there!
How are you alive?
You need heat
(You need heat)
Also, air
(Also air)
That's gotta be one expensive cane
You are up on the moon, looking for treasure, you've gone insane

Ooohhh...
Crazy duck in space
Yeah, you're really greedy and youre old

You got a creepy Scottish accent dude,
and you bathe in gold!
Bathe in gold!!!

(That cant be good for you.)

This oughta be the ending credits theme
Its a soaring song, flying high like a dream
But it was used as a level tune
Underscoring the life of a retarded Mallard on the f***in moon

Ooohhh...
Crazy duck in space
Oh, I hope you keep me in the will
You could buy the moon and say
Put it on my bill

On my billll!!!!

Youre a duck, oh my god

Scrooge McDuck, you're on the moon!
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When I wrote this back in 2008, it was still acceptable in an "edgy" way to use the R word. And no one I knew was even talking about how the word "crazy" can be used in an ableist context. In the time since this song was completed, some of the lyrics to this song haven't aged very well and I hope not to have made anyone feel bad with the words I chose to use at the time.