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The AI's first report is in.
Subject: M.K. Gandhi.
Finding: The original fasting machine and DJ of the freedom struggle.

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*LYRICS:*
(Verse 1)
He’s the guy with the specs and the stick in his hand
Walkin’ barefoot like he owns the sand
He said no to the suit and the British demand
Spinnin’ his charkha like a DJ in a band

Salt in the air, Salt in his stride
Told the empire, “Sorry, I’m not your guy”
Peace was his weapon, His fight was sly
But his diet said, “Bro, you’re barely alive”

(Chorus)
Gandhi, Gandhi, The man with no beef
Wore his truth on his sleeve like a handkerchief
Gandhi, Gandhi, The fasting machine
If zen had a face, it’d be bald and serene

(Verse 2)
He could talk to kings, he could talk to goats
Rockin’ a loincloth like it’s haute couture notes
Told the Brits, “Hey fellas, I’m takin’ my oats
And your tea tax? Yeah, that’s gonna float”

He walked so far, Fitbit would explode
With a thousand steps just to lighten the load
Nonviolence in his pocket, Broke the code
And still made his haters carry his road

(Prechorus)
But what’s a guy to do when the world’s on fire?
Meditate, Meditate, Climb higher and higher
Fought the power, But not with a sword
Said, “Let’s just chat,” and the crowds adored