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Bitcoin’s “Uptober” streak snapped, Europol tightens crypto rules, ZK token soars 50%, and Bloomberg warns chart-addicts to breathe. MonkeyBoy breaks it down 🍌

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1️⃣ Market Myth Check:
Is November the new October for Bitcoin? CoinDesk finds median gains near 8.8%, not the hyped 42.5%. Seasonality helps—but don’t worship the calendar.

2️⃣ Uptober Wipeout:
The seven-year streak snapped as BTC crashed to $104K, wiping billions in longs. Volatility reminder: the wheel giveth, the wheel taketh away.

3️⃣ Crypto Crime Upgrades:
Europol says criminals are getting smarter with blockchain abuse. Europe’s plan? Tighter coordination, more investment, fewer loopholes. MonkeyBoy approves more handcuffs, fewer rugs.

4️⃣ ZK Token Surge:
Ethereum’s ZK token jumped 50% after Vitalik boosted ZKsync. A strong nod to scaling and interoperability—speed, cost, and builder hype align.

5️⃣ Market Mood:
CryptoSlate calls the market a “flashing casino.” Retail’s exhausted, memes flip fast, but Bitcoin keeps jackpot vibes. NGU still wins hearts.

6️⃣ Wellness Reminder:
Bloomberg’s Eric Balchunas warns nonstop chart-watching can wreck mental health. Drink water. Breathe. Pet MonkeyBoy. 🍌

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