Скачать или смотреть [Epic Voice Over Rap Battles of Youtube!] Round 2: Kellen Goff VS Tiana Camacho

Oh the Funtimes we have.


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ROUND 2 CONTENDERS
Kellen Goff
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Tiana Camacho
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MC: P.M. Seymour
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Lyrics

Look who's finally showing us his gremlin face
It's my favorite little pasty faced waste of space
Holding music notes longer than you hold erections
Go cry and jack off to your Transformers collection
You'd lose to a child in a drunk fist fight
Look like my Gameboy Color in direct sunlight
That green hoodie was a great game changer
Looking like a sickly hunchbacked power ranger
8 mile looking ass bet your palms are sweaty
Mira ese cabrón, come mierda y muere
Oh, was that too much? Here's your moment of zen.
Your demographics are little k-ds and old men
Hey it's not so bad, you present yourself well
You write professional emails as if you were 12
You act so pure online, they think you're golly gee swell
But we know your sense of humor will land you in Hell
With your thick glasses why can't you see
No one here gives a shit about your IMDB
Well gotta go dork, recording beckons
But it was fun roasting Brandon Winckler' s sloppy seconds
Let's count out the civilian casualties
Your fashion sense, your manhood, and your decency
Expecting you to bring out the caucasity
But guilty feet ain't got no rhythm, so don't dance with me.

Just like always, Camacho
Your material is cheesy cause you're la bola nachos.
And speaking of cheese, you got some discrepencies
some holes in your argument so see how Kellen disagrees
First off, I'm the gremlin? You're the one trolling Tinder
daily
To see if anyone has a fetish for sinners with ukeleles. And don't even step to me about notes
You sound like RuPaul stuffing a frog into her throat.
I got a thousand different words to roast your stupid face
But you don't seem to have thesauruses around your place.
Cause everytime I bring up Chesnut, girl I have to brace
You're always sure to say he's pure, just like you do in any case
Regardless of ANYTHING I SHOW YOU look, here's a jar of dirt! "oh that's pure"
AY DIO FUCKING MIO WOULD IT HURT to say anything else about existance?
Cause I think you've said that word more times than there've been MINUTES.
But I digress, let's move back to the calmer address
Something Tiana never is, the queen of awk in excess
with a fake cock in one hand and mug of wine in the next and if either's ever misplaced,
look out for a geek in distress and the states of sober and Tiana will never ever coalesce
because the rules of drinking limits she will always transgress
this sweaty serpent slimier than what comes out of Loch Ness
but she's got a great personality I guess?
And I think I'm running out of time now, So I'mma rush the rest of the roast before I say ciao.
The volume of your speaking voice could crack a brick wall.
And I bet you envy the tales you write cause they're tall.
Hmm. I'm trying to think of what else I can toss in.
Oh yeah. You're a bootleg Rosario Dawson.
And if I don't win, I don't even care.
Cause you can't beat me up from NYC, Semen-hair




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