Скачать или смотреть Step-Mommy Dommy Lady - Bree Von Stackton (1989)

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Bree Von Stackton was one of the very lesser known singers of the late sixties through to the early 90s, whose records proved extremely popular with adolescents and single bachelors but for some unknown reason, vilified by University Lecturers and Housewives...Well frankly, there is no specific data on this...I mean...I honestly have no idea WHY...It's been doing my head in all night researching this...I've been up for 3 days straight AND I HAVE FOUND NOTHING. WHY DO HOUSEWIVES HATE IT?! For the love of John Belushi! I found this record in a shop that sold antiques IN NEW ZEALAND...I ASK YOU! I have been staring at this cover art for THREE DAYS...NO! Don't give me that look! Stop laughing!

Hmm? Oh right. Yes...Anywho, it was hated by Housewives. Bree Von Stackton was not usually known for her Singing career but rather her modelling and socialite status. She sustained a brief fling with "That Bloke Who Ran Cracky-Pop Industries" and remembered for "that time she was forced to pump gas while Head-Hunting in Oregon". Her career came to an end when she ran afoul of a "Cracky-Pop Vending Machine" and ran out of change. The Vending Machine company sued her and found her liable for damages of $0.50 (That's like $100 in 2025 Money).

Hang on, I've just been handed a note...

Uh huh...Right...I'll tell them

Ladies and Geraniums I apologize. Turns out the lawsuit was bupkis. She resides in [REDACTED] Retirement Home. She says "Hello"

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LYRICS!

[Verse]
I'm just a Step-Mommy Dommy lady
Six Feet Tall, Legs and All
A Step-Mommy Dommy Lady
Gonna back you up against the wall

[Verse]
Just walkin' 'round with Yoga Pants (Tight black Yoga Pants)
I know what you're doing with your hands (Gripping your hands)
This dommy needs a boy, step-mommy's special toy
I like my hubby (But love my cubby)

[Hook]
Cause I'm a step-mommy dommy lady
An older, richer lady
(Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh)

[Verse]
Makin' you a special meal (Growin' boys need a meal)
Gonna let you have a little feel (Step-Mommy loves a feel)
And when you're done, we'll have a bit of fun
I'll call you good boy (Call me step-mom)

[Hook]
Cause I'm a step-mommy dommy lady
I'll call you good boy (Call me step-mom)

[Hook]
Cause I'm a step-mommy dommy lady
Thirty Eight Gees, With curves to Squeeze
A Step-Mommy Dommy Lady
Be a good boy, say Step-Mommy Please!

[Bridge]
Your father thinks of me sweet
with plenty of meat
I'm finely aged like wine
But when he's away at work
We'll get into the Merc
and I'll teach you how to use the stick

[Hook]
Cause I'm a step-mommy dommy lady
Like my leggings? Get down, start begging!
A Step-Mommy Dommy Lady
Ask me about Pegging

[Outro]
And I'll take control (She'll take control)
I'll take control (She'll take control)
I'll take control (She'll take control)
I'll take control (She'll take control)
I'll take control (She'll take control)