(Italian Subtitles) Polyamory Story with Reid Mihalko of ReidAboutSex.com

Deep, deep swinger code, an "office" at a nude beach, and power outages... How to get laid in Jamaica! With Reid Mihalko from http://www.ReidAboutSex.com

ABOUT BAWDY STORYTELLING: Bawdy Storytelling http://www.BawdyStorytelling.com is a monthly storytelling event in San Francisco, which also tours to other cities, featuring real people sharing their bona fide sexual exploits in 10 minutes or less.

Created and curated by the buxom Dixie De La Tour, Bawdy Storytelling's storytellers are an eclectic mix of authors, poets, comedians and actors -- along with a handful of real people just like you who have submitted their stories online and were chosen for their panache and sense of misadventure.

ABOUT REID: Sex and relationship expert Reid Mihalko of http://www.ReidAboutSex.com helps adults create more self-esteem, self-confidence and greater health in their relationships and sex lives, no matter what their self-expression of those happen to be.

From his rated-PG/PG-13 workshops (Cuddle Party, Speed-Flirting) to the rated-R (Iron Slut Sex Educator Showdown) to his explicit, NC-17 rated, Show-N-Tell sex education workshops (where audiences get to watch, take notes, and ask questions), Reid's workshops have been attended by close to 30,000 individuals from myriad walks of life, orientations, relationship styles, countries and religions. Known for his charisma, wit and emphasis on integrity, Reid travels the country teaching, coaching, consulting and collaborating on fulfilling his mission: Create more self-esteem, self-confidence and sexual health for adults in and out of the bedroom.

Reid has been a featured speaker at dozens of conferences on relationships and sexuality and is a sought-after presenter and teacher at colleges and sex positive stores across the country.

Reid has been a writer and producer on a number of films and television projects about sex and relationships, and appears regularly in the media. He has also appeared on the Emmy award-winning talk show Montel, Fox News, VH1's Scott Baio is 45 and Single, Showtime's Penn & Teller's Bulls**t!, Canada's The Sex Files and SexTV, and the short-lived Life & Style, on NPR, Sirius' Maxim Radio and Cosmo Radio, and in Marie Claire, GQ, Details, People, Newsweek, Seventeen Magazine, and The National Enquirer, as well as media across the globe in thirteen countries and at least seven languages.

Dixie: Reid Mihalko.

Reid: I looked down and finally see, [Inaudible 00:00:22] condom strewn about the stage. So I’m going to try to keep this brief.

Couple of things you need to know. My jeans are ripped. I wore underwear. Hang on, hang on. Because I’m a prop man. Captain America, baby. Look for it. That’s was to me just saying like as I sit here and tell you like, “Are those his balls?” like, “No, that’s Captain America, honey.” So that being said, the story I want to talk about is a story that took place in Jamaica 8 years ago, 6 years ago, 10 years ago, something like that. But first of things you need to know, I’m a total sex geek. So sex geeks in the room say, “Ohhh!”

Audience: “Ohhhh”

Reid: I love you all. Also the fact this one will be important in the story. So I’m a polyamorous queer, sex geek slut. Polyamorous queer sex geek sluts in the room say, “Ohhhh”

Audience: “Ohhhh”

Reid: Thank you. So other things you need to know for this story. These are air quotes, everybody do that. Okay. These are dirty air quotes. Just do that again. Slower, slower. That’s right. These are creepy air quotes. Okay. To tell you the story, good friend of mine and I went to a resort in Jamaica. Not a resort, a “resort”. All inclusive resort. Which also just by chance happened to have a new beach and I’m one of those people who gets cranky if I can’t be naked in the ocean. Anybody else? So it’s not just me, right? And I’m like, Uuh, I have to wear shorts. Blah-blah-blah...” I get angry and it’s like passive aggressive, it’s not fun for everybody. So we just happened to be at a resort, all inclusive. And there was a little 8x10 new beach with a little bamboo fence over on the side and that was quietly dubbed with my office. If I wasn’t at the bar, all inclusive Piña coladas which be dubbed, penis colossuses. I was in my office and there I would get to meet everybody else who’s okay with being naked on the beach which is kind of like really fun and for those people who would like to be naked on the beach, whether it’s sexual or not, it’s kind of fun like, “Solidarity, nakedness, wow! Your balls kind of hang low” and you’re like, “You can talk.”