Medkit fans are crazy - Mr. Mattbox PHANDUB

Medkit fans are crazy. They think they're so obsessed with him more than me. Did you know? I imagine every sphere-shaped thing I eat as Medkit's eyeball. People say that Subspace is a bad person for gouging his eye out but I personally think Medkit deserved it just for spawning in the first place. He is a mistake and a waste of space. Every night, I pray to God and ask him to remove Medkit from PHIGHTING! [ALPHA] and to let him suffer the most terrible death possible in the future story mode. In fact, I hope Soda kills him right now as we speak. I get an insatiable thirst for blood every time I see a Medkit attempting to shoot me with their dumb little gun that they somehow can't fucking aim correctly. I will chase them to spawn. I will chase them to the ends of the earth. I have made it my life purpose to eradicate every single Medkit player in every universe, followed by Medkit himself. He doesn't even have a medical license for a character named MEDKIT with a FIRST AID KIT gear. That's so fucking stupid. If the cult were to sacrifice him I would immediately join them. I share Blackrock's desire to see this man killed. This is my timeless hate letter to Medkit. I hope he understands how much I truly despise him if he reads this.


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