Wii Sports Resort - Canoeing - All Stamps

Stamp List:

Beginner License
Reach 200 yd. in Beginner level.

Intermediate License
Reach 300 yd. in Intermediate level.

Expert License
Reach 400 yd. in Expert level.

Ducks in a Row
In free mode, lead all the ducklings to their mother.

Cut the Red Tape
After getting the licenses, reach the red tape on all difficulty levels.
[ 2:18 ] Beginner Red Tape
[ 5:19 ] Intermediate Red Tape
[ 8:52 ] Expert Red Tape

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All these stamps are easy EXCEPT the red tape one. That one is absolutely brutal on Intermediate and Expert.

Fun fact: 4 hours into a session of intense paddling, my Wii remote actually broke and I had to order another one to resume my attempts. Something must have come loose on the inside, because it was vibrating and registering random motions like crazy and re-calibrating didn't help.

Pretty sure I almost broke the replacement remote too, because it started vibrating like crazy too. Be warned folks, the remote doesn't like the motion that this game makes you do. And you might say, "Don't swing it so wildly, you moron," but that's the only way to go fast enough to make it to the red tape.

Anyway, I should provide some tips because there's hardly any info on this challenge online:

Exaggerated motions help. You almost have to imitate what your Mii is doing. Raise it up high, top of the remote pointing to your head, then arc it down until it's horizontal, with the bottom of the remote pointing behind you. Push it behind you a bit too. Then repeat, making sure to return it up high pointing to your head.

Once you have the motion down, it's just a matter of practicing until you get clean enough lines to make it to the end. For expert mode, the bit where the two boulders fall is crucial. If you don't get past that quickly, don't bother continuing - just restart there.

Sometimes your Mii sweats, but I have no idea what that's supposed to indicate. I first I thought that it meant that you were hitting max speed, but looking at these red tape runs, I never sweat during them, so maybe sweating is a bad thing? I Dunno.

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