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This comedic song tells the tale of a nurse with a unique mobile catheter-changing van, a van with a playful tune that was once an ice Cream van. Its tune alerts patients and entertains the neighbourhood. As chaos ensues with leaking catheters and nosy neighbours, the trusty nurse comes to the rescue, bringing relief and hilarity. Set to a jaunty, upbeat tempo with a touch of swing, it’s a song that blends humour with heart.
Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
There’s a van on the street, with a tune so sweet,
It’s not ice cream, but it’s quite the treat.
The neighbours peek, they’re all aghast,
"Is that ‘My Ding-a-Ling’ going past?"
But it’s Nurse Nellie, she’s on the scene,

With a catheter kit and a touch of sheen.
She’s here to save the day once more,
From a leaky flood upon the floor!

[Chorus]
Oh, the Catheter Van, it’s rolling through,
With a cheerful chime and a jaunty tune.
If your bag is leaking, don’t you fear, Nurse
Nellie’s here, bringin’ dry cheer! My Ding-a-Ling
plays loud and proud, The neighbors laugh,
it gathers a crowd. But when the job’s done,
you’ll understand, There’s no stopping the Catheter Van!

[Verse 2]
The patient’s waiting, legs crossed tight,
"Thought I’d need me wellies tonight!"
The van rolls up, with a merry jig, While
Mrs. Jones yells, “What’s this gig?”
But Nellie smiles, she knows the drill,
She swaps the bag with practiced skill.
No more puddles, no need for dread,
Just a sigh of relief and flood diverted.

[Chorus]
Oh, the Catheter Van, it’s rolling through,
With a cheerful chime and a jaunty tune.
If your bag is leaking, don’t you fear,
Nurse Nellie’s here, bringin’ dry cheer!
My Ding-a-Ling plays loud and proud,
The neighbors laugh, it gathers a crowd.
But when the job’s done, you’ll understand,
There’s no stopping the Catheter Van!

[Bridge]
The engine purrs, the van pulls away,
To save the next patient without delay.
The jingle fades, the crowd’s bemused,
"Who knew ‘Ding-a-Ling’ could be so…used?"
But the patient smiles, they’re feeling grand,
Thanks to Nurse Nellie and her trusty van!

[Outro]
Oh, the Catheter Van, it’s quite the sight,
A comical saviour, shining bright.
With laughter and care, it safes the day,
playing My Ding A Ling along the way