Kart and Payload Insurance

This mashup was made by TheGuy, with art by Fenzo and Deadhand#5384. Stay Jammin!
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BIFF CHITLINS: Hello Mashup Week. It's me; that guy that kind of looks like your grandfather. I've been around for a while now, and to be honest, I'm experiencing a little Deja Vu. Over the years, me and Martin have seen it all. The worst accidents you could imagine. In the end, me and Martin covered every last one. Through it all, I've learned one thing: there is no problem that GEICO can't solve. And it has been an honor to provide our services to this tournament. Alright Martin, it might void our warranty but... hit the gas pedal, because this is gonna get messy. Time to cross the finish line. It's sexy finals time, gentlemen.
MARTIN: I'm on it, Biff. It's been a pleasure to work with you all these years. Let's shuffle these fools!

HEAVY WEAPONS GUY: Hello, everyone. You both will listen. Heavy has bested many powerful opponents to get here, just like you have. Old man, you remind me of my дедушка. He was as brave as he was strong. Heavy expects great battle from you. Little man... tiny as you are, I consider you great friend. The way you helped others showed me that perhaps strength may come in many different sizes. Is painful to me that we must do battle once more... but Heavy does not lose to anyone. I have a promise I must keep. Будь что будет - we let our actions speak for us now.

SCOTT THE WOZ: Hey all, Scott Wozniak, Mashup Week finalist here! Y'know, I feel a speech coming on! This tournament's put me through some decidedly NOT awesome sh[]t. I was fine going down to you, Heavy, I had a pretty good run! But nope! Here came eldritch monstrosities masquerading as beloved cartoon characters, killer phones from the past, banishment to the nightmare dimension and becoming a paraplegic - I didn't want this!! But it happened and you know what? Sorry Heavy, I'm not letting it be for nothing. When you've hit rock bottom and crawled all the way back, it's something neither of you could ever imagine. John Madden? This one's for you!!