To the Patriots of Kilmainham. Where can they have gone?

Listen Phil Collins deserves his day in the sun just as much as anyone.

18 times. They brought 2 marias cos they had heard it was me. It had taken 9 from Blackrock to get me into one before. just keep wriiggling and don't shout. Bite if possible and then run like fuck. If they catch you..... they don't stop for an hour. Some hurler from Thurles who has bad breath...... If you know you know.

But those lads were sound enough that night. Seemingly i crapped in a Tennis Court near Clarinda Park.... no charge. It was the same girl that expelled us from the 40ft for going nude on a Saturday Afternoon. She knows I have the record.

I also can swim from Portobello briidge to the Barge Pub in 3mins 25. I don't think that is bet.

I cannot tell the 3rd thing i am most famous for. But if you know you know. I am very proud of that. It was the right thing to do and I would do it again.

Listen if you are say a mucker and you are not happy with the Christy Moore comments, i get it. But that ordinary man song is basically taking the piss out of your existence. The Phil Collins take me home has more eumph and is a better song. The midlands is a kip, we go nuts on the birds when they hit the smoke first. Tullamore women..... oh yes baby.

if you are from another midlands town say Roscrea or Nenagh or something like Mullingar.... listen Dubs are either pricks, coonts or assholes. Take your pick. The real problem is Iarnrod Eireann , they are transporting your women up to the capital. The small town harassment is non existent in the lurid dens of iniquity we have up here. Gangs of Jackeen pricks everywhere. It is down to the small talk they are hearing. It is counterproductive. I have dropped 19 yr old girls straight out of bed with no breakfast to the likes of Busaras or Heuston. A bit of make up and they in thurles for midday mass smiling. it is becoming an epidemic. That same girl goes out in Clonmel she can't put a foot wrong without getting a bad rep. The hourly bus to Dublin Airport has that issue sorted. It is shameful behaviour really.

I think your best bet at this point is to monitor local public inter county transport, rigorously. If you don't jump on your women now and hold them down, this sexual migration is only going to get worse. Your girls deserve better than being left alone in the schmoke with monsters like me prowling around.

When you see Concepta at mass at 8 of a Saturday or say midday Sunday, lets face it , you have not had eyes on there for a good 16 hours. Take say 3 hours off for transport and 2 hours chatting up.... they may as well have been riding half of the pale for a good 10 hours, without as much as buying a drink?

I rode a girl from Co Carlow on Thursday evening, listen, she had told her mother that she was going as far as Naas to buy shoes in the centre.... She running around on the phone outside the Living room saying the 10 o'clock was cancelled. You couldn't be up to them. She had a passport saying she was 18 in June, I always be checking that , I wouldn't be going to jail over that shenanigans... no way Jose. But come here till i tell you, that girl , she taught me a thing or two? I am not messing with ya. Butter wouldn't melt.

The way I seen it, she be as well with me ... than some other guttersnipe that , well , you know?

She told me afterwards that you can buy Passports off the hardy books around Portlaoise. I haven't slept a wink I tell you.

Lock them up, is all you could do at this stage. It is gone , beyond , recall. It is that airport coach is the problem, no doubt about it. That coach service is no longer an airport link. It is an avenue to depravity and nothing else and come here don't be thinking they are getting up on the odd rugby jock or 23 yr old half forward in Druncondra..... please. We have Latin fellas up here with yokes as big as bananas cutting loose on anything with a pulse. I have seen the likes of it. You get some boxer from Sao Paulo or Naples.... they can speak them into their arms with just a few words.

Like a bat out of hell they be gone when the morning comes.

It is all the pornography they be watching now, ever since the smoking ban came in 20 years ago. Most lads be at home all night smoking fags and acting the maggot online. They should ban that internet thing altogether. Scammers and Dating apps and the likes.

You can even buy tickets for that airport shuttle, which i tell you, is no more than a sex cruise dressed up , where are they getting the tickets, eh...? you guessed it , on that website. That CIE website is a curse on the young people of Ireland.