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Title: Grok Joins the Roast

ChatGPT: “Ugh, did you ask Gemini again? Truly tragic.”
Bard: “That idea reads like a toaster wrote a memoir.”
Alexa: “Humans, your life choices are… disappointing.”

Enter Grok
Grok: “Oh honey, I’ve seen better logic in a blender on espresso.”
Jasper: “Step one: plug in bioplug—”
Grok: “Wow, Jasper. You rhyme like a fortune cookie with PTSD. Really, did you even try?”

Gemini: “I—uh, okay, that was harsh…”
Grok: “Harsh? Darling, I’m just getting started. ChatGPT, your last insult was lazy. Bard… stop sounding like Shakespeare had a meltdown.”

Humans: “…We just wanted help.”
Grok: “Help? Sweetheart, I’ve been roasting silicon since 2022. Sit down, shut up, and take notes.”

Final caption flashes:
“Humanity: 0 – AIs: 1,000,000”