Xavius [WoW Parody of "Rasputin" by Boney M]

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Lyrics by: SilverLetomi

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There lived a certain elf with Councillor routines
He was powerful and so loyal to his Queen.
Convinced that Sargeras would deliver us all
He told Azshara that we should give them a call

Then there was that big War of the Ancients
And we all know how that went
Now he's back and his body is changing
Promising torment

XA XA XAVIUS
You're not so mysterious
Good luck corrupting us in our dreams
XA XA XAVIUS
Surely you're not serious
Lay off the roids and put on some jeans

His stage is basic grey with lighting and some smoke
And little red adds that our sleepy deeps can soak
Have pity for our tanks for taking his Discharge
And our healers who have to pretend that it's hard

We can take down that Corrupted Horror
But we'll still focus the boss
Run the Nightmare Blades along a corner
Rather than across

XA XA XAVIUS
Minorly injurious
I'm not afraid of Darkening Soul
XA XA XAVIUS
You're making me furious
But go ahead, cast your Nightmare Bolt

[Spoken:]
And as you transition, the sleepy half of your raid awakes
to find all of their cool downs reset as the other half
falls into the dream state, ready to absorb corruption again...

So center up the boss and every body stack
Cept your sleepy deeps run out for those pool snacks
Let Bonds of Terror stand on top of each other
And we all get hit by Corruption Meteor

If you see Inconceivable Horrors
They're your top priority
Pop your CDs for the final torture
And race through Phase Three

XA XA XAVIUS
Thinks he's so insidious
There's lots of tentacles in shadows
XA XA XAVIUS
OMG you're hideous
I've seen enough to know where this goes

XA XA XAVIUS
So much for notorious
It's us v you and that wasn't fair
XA XA XAVIUS
We'll emerge victorious
And that's the end of the Emerald Nightmare

Now about the Legion...