She's in the Doghouse Now (political parody… or is it satire?)

Here's one more Kristi Noem parody because I had so much fun making the last one... It's based on the song, "In the Jailhouse Now", written by Jimmie Rodgers and made famous by lots of people. My dogs-- the late Zane and Arran (beagles), and Noyzi, an alive and well Kosovar Street Dog, are contributing the dog barking and howling. If I recall correctly, Zane and Arran were reacting to the barking of another dog they knew named Tommy, who, like Arran, was a Tribeagle (NC beagle rescue). Noyzi didn’t know Zane or Tommy, but he was happy to join in the chorus when he heard the recording of the beagles barking.

Below are the lyrics to my parody version...

There was a gov' named Kristi Noem
Hoped 45 would throw her a bone.
She thought she'd be a shoe in as Trump's Veep.
Well I found out just days ago
'Bout Kristi Noem's dreams of Mar-A-Lago
But now they're dashed, cuz' Kristi is a creep.

   She’s in the doghouse now
   She’s in the doghouse now
   Well, she'll be writing blogs...
    cuz' she bragged in her book about shootin' dogs
   She’s in the doghouse now...

(Dog howls in my version)

Ah, dio-dalee-hee-dee-oti
Ah, dio-dalee -ee-oh-dee-oti
Yodelayee-hee
Yodelayee-hee
Yodelay-eeee

Noem likes to fire weapons...
Thinks animals are possessions...
Hunting game
was her favorite job.
Then she shot her pet dog and a billy goat
Now she pleads for every vote.
And she might just need protection from the mob...

She’s in the doghouse now
   She’s in the doghouse now
   Well, she's goin' back to writing blogs...
   'cuz she bragged in her book about shootin' dogs
   She’s in the doghouse now...

(howls)

Ah, dio-dalee-hee-dee-oti
Ah, dio-dalee -ee-oh-dee-oti
Yodelayee-hee
Yodelayee-hee
Yodelay-eeee

Well Noem thinks she was brave,
and her mouth is digging a grave.
And she thinks she is the smartest gov’ around
She was sure she'd be on Trump's ticket...
When she wrote about poor Cricket...
Now Noem's career's getting put down at the pound...

She’s in the doghouse now
   She’s in the doghouse now
   Kristi ought to go back to school...
   to learn why being cruel, just ain't so cool...
   She’s in the doghouse now...

(howls)