silly dan. he could have just said he was on the phone with phil to start out with. it really wouldn't have been a big deal.
From Dan's 14 January 2014 liveshow, "GUESS WHO'S BACK BACK AGAIN"
Link: • Dan Howell - YouNow January 14, 2014
Transcript:
Dan: “Indian Christmas, what was it like?” — Uhhh… fun. Warm. Did I— Did I tell you about the dent? Did I tell you guys about the dent? On my phone? Did I tell you guys about that? ‘Cause if not, this is like, when I should probably tell you guys something about that. I’ll wait for the chat to go. “No,” said one person. No. Okay, fun. Uh. Where the hell is my phone? Did I forget— Ermm… This is not how I talk to my friend all the time. [clears throat, leans back] Phil?
Phil [from another room]: Yeah?
Dan: Can you bring my phone in here?
Phil: Where is it?
Dan: Er, I dunno. On the sofa? [to chat again] Erm… yeah. So— so, I— I basically— I dented my phone. Um. [laughs] Phil’s busy, I’m just ruining his evening. Uh, basically, I was on the phone. To somebody. Um…and— In India. And I was just pacing up and down in the gardens in my hotel in India. And I was on the phone, when… uh. I was just standing under a tree, and this — It’s literally as horrific as it sounds — a spider fell from the tree down the back of my shirt. I mean, some of you guys know this. And…I threw my phone. Because it was— it was awful. And basically my brand-new phone now basically has a dent in the corner. So if an iPhone usually looks like this, it now just has, like, a triangle in one of the corners. I don’t know why— I went, “AHHH!” So I don’t know why, if a spider descends on you, my immediate reaction was to throw my iPhone, but I did. I literally— I just— I threw it at a rock. Um. [laughs] And I basically was just like [noise of horror]. Erm. And that was— it was literally as horrific as it sounds. In hindsight, it was quite funny. Um. Yeah. “An attercop.” Yeah, I got attacked by an attercop. I got attercop’d good.
Phil [offscreen]: Dan?
Dan: You found it? Thanks.
Phil: It was in your room.
Dan: How busy are you? ‘Cause I— I just grabbed you.
Phil: [enters room] Er… 80% busy.
Dan: 80% busy?
Phil: [to the audience] Hello liveshow!
Dan: You’re wearing glasses.
Phil: I’m wearing gla— Don’t look at me!
Dan: Did you put your contact lenses in wrong?
Phil: Yeah… my eyes are all sore today.
Dan: Fact! Um… er, so… where— where is it? I can’t find it.
Phil: What, you can’t find the dent I just [??].
Dan: Yeah, can— [holds phone up to screen] Ooh. Can you— can you— Mmm. Yeah, well that’s as close as you’re gonna— D’you see that? It’s— yeah. That’s… a gross little nub on my phone.
Phil: It was very funny from my perspective when all I could hear was [??]—
Dan: What was I talking to you about? Something boring, wasn’t it?
Phil: Yeah.
Dan: I was like, something radio— radio show and then—
Phil: I was having to edit Ariana Grande or something?
Dan: That was it! We were talking about that— the Connor Maynard and the Ariana videos and— [laughs] What did it sound like when I threw the phone?
Phil: He was like, “Yeah, yeah, yeah, alright— AHHHH!” And I was like, “Dan? Did you die? Did you get stampeded by an elephant?”
Dan: Yeah, I died. Basically.
Phil: “Did you get attacked by… a mosquito?”
Dan: Giant spider on the back of my shirt.
Phil: Giant spider.
Dan: Erm.
Phil: There was just silence. Silence.
Dan: [??] silence, unexplained silence. Okay. You just heard screaming and then silence?
Phil: Yeah, it— it was screaming and then silence. I was wondering if I should—
Dan: You must’ve thought I actually died. Yeah.
Phil: —call the Indian police.
Dan: Call the Indian police.
Phil: The Indian ambulance.
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