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Rutgers Camden Mr. Law School 2013 Talent Portion
Chad and Justin sing Twombly, a civil procedure parody of Zombie, by the Cranberries.

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Lyrics:
Another timely filing, case is poorly pleaded.
Rule 8 needs a short and plain statement but that view is mistaken

'Cause you see
Rule 12(b), has this case, called Twombly
Your pleadings, your pleadings, aren't sufficient
With no facts to back up
All these allegations
Your pleadings, your pleadings, they are lacking

You must state a claim on it's face.
TWOMBLY, TWOMBLY, TWOMBLY
Must be dismissed, too speculative.
TWOMBLY, TWOMBLY, TWOMBLY

[Guitar Solo]

But this isn't antitrust, we're here through diversity
I don't own monopolies, Sherman Act doesn't apply to me.

'Nother case came along, in two thousand and nine
Iqbal says flexible, but plausible
We need details and facts
Mere conclusions they lack
Factual basis for claims for relief

Iqbal extends, Iqbal extends,
TWOMBLY, TWOMBLY, TWOMBLY
Souter dissents, though he penned
TWOMBLY, TWOMBLY, TWOMBLY