Hell's Greatest Dad - Color Coded Lyrics - Hazbin Hotel

° song name: hell's greatest dad

° album: hazbin hotel original soundtrack

° singers: lucifer(jeremy jordan), alastor(amir talai), mimzy(sarah stiles), niffty(kimiko glenn) & charlie morningstar(erika henningsen)

° lyrics:

lucifer(jeremy):
looks like you could use some help
from the big boss of hell himself
check out daddy's glowing reviews on yelp
(five stars! flawless! greater than great!)
oh, with the punch of a pentagram
i wap-bam-boom, alakazam
usually, i charge a sacrificial lamb
but you get the family rate

lucifer(jeremy) & charlie(erika):
thanks, dad!

lucifer(jeremy):
who needs a busboy
now that you've got the chef
(whoa-oh-oh)
michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte
i'll rig the game for you
because i'm the ref!
champagne fountains, caviar mountains
that's just the start!

alastor(amir):
who's been here since day one?
who's been faithful as a nun?
who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun
your executive producer!

charlie(erika):
that's true!

alastor(amir):
i'm your guy, your day-to-day
your chum, your steadfast hotelier
remember when I fixed that clog today?

niffty(kimiko):
i was stuck, thank you sir!

charlie(erika):
oh you!

alastor(amir):
i'm truly honored that we've built such a bond

charlie(erika):
aw

alastor(amir):
you're like the child that I wish that I had

lucifer(jeremy):
uh, what?

alastor(amir):
i care for you
just like a daughter I spawned

lucifer(jeremy):
hold on now!

alastor(amir):
it's a little funny, you could almost call me dad
they say, when you're looking for assistance
it's smart to pick the path of least resistance

lucifer(jeremy):
others say, that in your needy hour
there's no substitute for pure angelic power!
who just happens to also be your blood!

alastor(amir):
sadly, there are times a birth parent is a dud
they say the family you choose is better

lucifer(jeremy):
what a bunch of losers

alastor(amir):
can you butt out of my song?

lucifer(jeremy):
your song?
i started this!

alastor(amir):
i'm singing it, I'll finish it!

lucifer(jeremy):
oh, you tacky piece of

mimzy(sarah):
it's me, yes it's me
i know you were all waiting for me
i'm here, what a gas
took a while
but I'm present at last
it's me, it's me
mimzzzyyyyy!

lucifer(jeremy):
who?


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