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AI Satirical News has done it again — and this time, the workplace blunder isn’t your run-of-the-mill “oops wrong email” moment. No, this is Mark Zuckerberg’s leaked Meta Superintelligence Labs master plan for total AGI world domination… and it’s somehow both terrifying and hilarious.

According to internal memos, Zuckerberg’s plan reads like the ultimate AI corporate overreach disaster. Inspired by OpenAI’s “cost-cutting” exploitation of Kenyan workers, Zuckerberg’s “strategic pivot” is to hire every single human in Kenya, Uganda, and Tanzania — not to help them, but to block competitors from accessing affordable AI labor. Yes, that’s right: hoarding humans like GPUs.

Speaking of GPUs, Meta allegedly aims to monopolize TSMC’s semiconductor facilities in Taiwan and Arizona for the next century. No GPUs for you, OpenAI. The plan expands into lithium mine takeovers in Chile, Bolivia, and Australia — because what’s AGI without controlling the periodic table?

The memos go on to outline buying every global computer science department, forcing every future AI researcher into lifetime Meta contracts. Combine that with a scheme to purchase Amazon, Microsoft, and Google’s cloud data centers — and you get a workplace strategy that’s half Bond villain, half Silicon Valley PowerPoint fail.

But it doesn’t stop there. Zuckerberg allegedly wants to buy every electricity grid on Earth, meaning competitor AI could only run during “Zuckerberg-approved hours.” And of course, he’d own all internet service providers, making Meta the universal firewall for human thought.

Critics call this a catastrophic overreach of AI workplace strategy, a hubris-fueled corporate disaster in the making. Supporters (probably interns) call it “visionary planetary optimization.” We call it the most absurd AGI workplace blunder in history.

Remember, folks: corporate AI ambition + unchecked ego = AI apocalypse with HR paperwork.
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