Homestuck - Prince Charmless - Eridan x Feferi (CC)

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Song: Prince Charmless from The Secret of Anastasia
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Prince Charmless – The Secret of Anastasia

If you want the picture of a charming prince, I take the cake
But now you find me all the more alarming
Since I'm charming as a rattlesnake
My debonair and dazzling personality was like a dream
But now that you're awake the harsh reality
Is things aren't always what they seem

Taken in by my dashing grin
You have failed to note the pointy teeth
I'm no fraud, but beneath this warm facade
I'm prince charmless underneath

Just look at what a perfect little royal pair
We're gonna make
'Cause everyone is absolutely unaware
We two are both completely fake

You've been grand for the plots I've planned
And my gratitude's profound and large
Now's the time for the world to know that I'm
Hardly friendless, ill equipped or harmless
No, I'm prince charmless
And I'm in charge