I’m Still Alive, Ma! | ZAMPLEBOX | Off Topic Ejuice Reviews

So I crawled out of the hole. Naked, bruised, bleeding. Holding only my vape and my Zamplebox. Clutching them to my body. My captors had allowed me only these two small luxuries as they beat and tortured me for what seemed like an eternity - but in actuality was not quite 90 days.

And the first thing i did when i reached the surface? I called my mother.

"I'm still alive, Ma! I'm okay. Call off the rescue team."

Even now, reflecting upon what they did to me and the cruelty that they inflicted, a part of me will still yet love them. Call it stockholm syndrome, call it delusion. Call it whatever you want. I know in my heart that it is true. And I know that whoever they are - they never told me their real names... wherever they are - they said they were going to take the ransom money and flee somewhere to a non extradition country someplace in the tropics... whatever happens, I know that they feel it too.

Good bye you crazy kooks.

I know that you would have killed me if not for my having upped your vape game. Building you those coils, showing you those vape tricks... I know you said that it saved your lives, but if you want to know the truth... I think it saved mine. I truly do. And in more ways than one.

We’ll always have the old abandoned cement factory... and my bucket.

Always.

Vape on, Vapers!

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