Robin Hood - Prince of Thieves (1991) - Sheriff of Nottingham Supercut - Alan Rickman

Sheriff of Nottingham: Locksley. I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon!

[the Sheriff has said he'll cut out Robin Hood's heart with a spoon]
Guy of Gisborne: Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?
Sheriff of Nottingham: Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more.

Sheriff of Nottingham: Just a minute. Robin Hood steals money from my pocket, forcing me to hurt the public, and they love him for it?
[Scribe nods]
Sheriff of Nottingham: That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas.
twit
Sheriff of Nottingham: [to a wench] You. My room. 10:30 tonight.
Sheriff of Nottingham: [to another wench] You. 10:45... And bring a friend.

Sheriff of Nottingham: That's my wife, crone!
Mortianna: She's ripe! She will give us a son. You must take her now.
Sheriff of Nottingham: I will not take her until we are properly wed! For once in my life, I will have something pure, will you stop interfering?!

Sheriff of Nottingham: I can't do this with all that racket!

Robin Hood - Prince of Thieves (1991) - extended-x-v23