We Are Number One but it's been translated to Shakespearean

Lyrics for your copy pasta pleasure:

Art thee a real villain?
Well technically, eh nah
Has't thee ev'r hath caught a valorous guy
Liketh a real sup'rh'ro?
Nah
Shaketh headeth
Has't thee ev'r hath tried a disguise?
Shaketh
Nah nah
Good now, I can seeth yond I shall has't to teachest thee
How to beest villains!
Epic saxo solo

Ho!
We art numb'r one
Ho!
We art numb'r one

Anon hark closely
H're's a dram lesson in dissemble'ry
This is going down in hist'ry
If 't be true thee wanna beest a villain numb'r one
Thee has't to chaseth a sup'rh'ro on the runneth

Just followeth mine own moves, and sneaketh 'round
Beest careful not to maketh a soundeth
Shh
CRUNCH
N A Y T O U C H E T H N O T Y O N D

We art numb'r one
Ho!
We art numb'r one
We art numb'r one

Ha ha ha
Anon behold at this meshes, yond i just hath found
At which hour i sayeth wend, beest eft to throweth
Wend!
T H R O W E T H T A T T H A T G E N T N O T M E
Fie, alloweth's tryeth something else

Anon gaze and learneth, h're's the dealeth
That gent'll slipeth and slideth on this banana peeleth
Ha ha ha
Gasp!
W H A T A R T T H E E D O I N G

Ho!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We art numb'r one
Ho!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Villain Numb'r One!

Ho!
Ho!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We art numb'r one
Ho!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We art numb'r one
We art numb'r one
We art numb'r one
Ho ho!
Distemperate Town

I used this instrumental version by The Unhappy Orchestra:    • We Are Number One but it's an instrum...  
I used this text-to-speech website: http://ttsreader.com/

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