Happy Wheels is STILL a Very Funny Game

I realize that I could use this as an opportunity to talk about how watching others play Happy Wheels growing up was a big inspiration for me to make videos.
I could talk about how Happy Wheels is an amazing game, both in terms of creativity through restriction as well as being a vessel for genuine fun and entertainment.
In fact, I could go one step further to pretty much review this game as well as reminisce about how it helped us get to this very exact moment in life.
However, I'm gonna use this as an excuse to talk about why I think the Segway Guy could withstand a wasp attack better than the Irresponsible Dad.

Now, I'm not gonna go into all the exact details on how wasps operate to save time, also due to me needing to work on my Entomology skills.
Firstly we should look at dress, apparel, basically what a character is wearing.
Now, both of these characters are wearing a helmet, which is good because that means if there's any football-wasps they'll be safe from any blunt force trauma to their heads... hopefully.
Segway guy is wearing what appears to be a Tweed Suit, meaning that it is a thick and rather rough wool defense that, while not impenetrable, will absorb most of the stinger leaving less damage.
The Irresponsible Dad on the other hand is wearing a polo shirt and shorts, immediately exposing more of his skin to the elements and wasps, leaving little room to absorb potential damage.

Finally we should look at what they're riding, and just to keep things fair we're strapping the engines they attach to jumbo communal airlines to each wasp so they can't be outrun.
Segway guy, again, solos the Dad as his choice gives him a shield for most of his front, while allowing him to keep his legs and arms against his body, becoming more like a solid wall rather than what the Dad had.
The bike in which the Dad uses makes it so his arms and legs are freely outstretched and exposed to movement to travel, giving the wasps much time and room to swarm and attack.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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