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Greg (@i_am_greg_cook) finally made Employee of the Month… at self-checkout. 😂
It’s peak holiday chaos — festive lights, annoying beeps, and zero pay. From @gregorybcook — Gen-X humor meets grocery store reality.

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Scene Setup:
• Setting: Grocery store self-checkout area, Christmas season.
• Decor: Santa hats on monitors, blinking lights, fake tinsel.
• Sound: Festive beeps, faint Christmas jingle in background.
• Wardrobe: Greg in a new winter outfit (casual jacket or flannel).
• Tone: Dry, sarcastic holiday humor.
• Camera: Steady handheld for realism.

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Scene Breakdown:

SHOT 1 — The Grind (0–4s)
• Greg scans groceries, then bags them.
• A self-checkout machine blurts:
“Unexpected item in the bagging area.”
• Greg fixes it calmly, sighs.

SHOT 2 — The “Recognition” (4–8s)
• A big digital sign above the machines flashes:
“EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH”
• Greg’s face appears with digital confetti animation.
• Festive sound cue plays.

SHOT 3 — The Punchline (8–10s)
• Greg glances at the sign… then at the camera, deadpan:
“Do I at least get a bonus?”
• On-screen text fades in:
SELF-CHECKOUT EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH 🎄
• Cut to black.

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Style Notes:
• Duration: 10 seconds
• Format: Vertical 9:16 YouTube Short (1080×1920)
• Lighting: Bright retail-style; reflections from chrome surfaces.
• Audio: Crisp, with realistic store ambience.