Crooks Attempt | Funny Country Song

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Lyrics:

Well, it happened down in Butler, on a warm July day,
Trump was givin' a speech, when the shots came his way.
A young fella named Crooks, with an AR in hand,
Tried to take down The Donald, but he just couldn't land.
Trump ducked and he dodged, with a wig-waggin' flair,
Shouted, "Is that all you got? You can't mess with my hair!"

(Chorus)
Oh, he dodged a bullet, yes he did,
With his hair a-flappin' like a lid.
He pumped his fist and shouted, "Fight!"
Gonna keep on runnin', ain't no end in sight.

(Verse 2)
The internet blew up, with memes left and right,
Trump standin' tall, lookin' ready to fight.
He made it to Milwaukee, with a bandage and a grin,
Said, "You can't keep me down, I'm too tough to pin!"

(Chorus)
Oh, he dodged a bullet, yes he did,
With his hair a-flappin' like a lid.
He pumped his fist and shouted, "Fight!"
Gonna keep on runnin', ain't no end in sight.

(Bridge)
Some folks called it a circus, others called it fate,
But ol' Donald's still truckin', never runnin' late.
With a wink and a smile, he's back in the game,
The crowds keep on cheerin', and chanting his name.

(Chorus)
Oh, he dodged a bullet, yes he did,
With his hair a-flappin' like a lid.
He pumped his fist and shouted, "Fight!"
Gonna keep on runnin', ain't no end in sight.

(Outro)
So here's to the rally, and the man in the fray,
Who took a shot to the ear, but kept on his way.
With country pride and a spirit so bright,
He'll keep on goin', through the day and the night.