Fetid Anus - Corporate Christmas Party (Official Music Video)

Fetid Christmas Volume 3 is out on 29 Nov 2024 on Bandcamp and all good streaming services.
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This song was heavily inspired by the Christmas parties thrown by a company that I used to work for. Names have been changed and events have been either exaggerated or entirely made up for comedic purposes.

I didn't originally intend to film the vocals naked, but I filmed this in the middle of May and I got really warm...

Lyrics:
It's still early December, but my company
Has hired a shitty venue for festivities
The turkey's fucking dry, the wine's like vinegar
That doesn't bother the coked up senior managers

Some cunt gives a speech about the last year
Hands out a shit award, we're forced to clap and cheer
Why'd I come to socialise with these pricks I hate?
I guess I thought the free booze might compensate

Corporate Christmas party, Christ it's fucking tragic
Corporate Christmas party, erasing Christmas magic
Corporate Christmas party, worst night of the year
Corporate Christmas party, I need a new career

My boss has tied his tie around his forehead
He's pulling shapes on the floor, God I wish I was dead
Dirty Reg has got his eye on the girls from HR
He gets them all a round of spiked drinks from the bar

The CEO has vomit all down his tux
With his secretary, he's going to try his luck
Chelsea from QA is a bit of a dog
She just got caught sucking off a waiter in the bogs

Corporate Christmas party, Christ it's fucking tragic
Corporate Christmas party, erasing Christmas magic
Corporate Christmas party, worst night of the year
Corporate Christmas party, I need a new career