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Got this damn lawn chair, it's the bane of my day,
It’s mocking me hard, in a twisted, vile way,
Every weekend it’s there, like a blight on my soul,
I’m ready to snap, it’s out of control.

Tried to sit down, but it’s a total disgrace,
A flimsy piece of junk, always in my face,
Screwing up my summer, yeah, it’s a goddamn shame,
This lawn chair’s a monster, and I’m insane!

I’m gonna flip this chair, toss it in the flames,
Kick it, smash it, wreck it, play no damn games,
Screaming to the sky, I’m a hurricane of fury,
Gonna turn this fucking chair into a pile of debris!

It’s taunting me with its stupid-ass design,
Every glance at it, I lose my fucking mind,
Spilled my damn beer, and it’s all its fault,
So I grabbed a chainsaw, and I gave it a jolt.

Tried to burn it down, but it’s soaked in my hate,
Set it on fire, but it’s still too late,
Grabbed a hammer, smashed it with rage,
Taking out my vengeance, let the destruction stage!

I’m gonna flip this chair, toss it in the flames,
Kick it, smash it, wreck it, play no damn games,
Screaming to the sky, I’m a hurricane of fury,
Gonna turn this fucking chair into a pile of debris!

Took a jackhammer, smashed it to the dirt,
Strapped it to a rocket, made it fucking hurt,
Exploded in the sky, a blaze of goddamn glory,
This is the end of that chair’s sorry-ass story!

I’m gonna flip this chair, toss it in the flames,
Kick it, smash it, wreck it, play no damn games,
Screaming to the sky, I’m a hurricane of fury,
Gonna turn this fucking chair into a pile of debris!

No more staring at that seat of doom,
It’s a smoking ruin, a hellish mushroom,
Lawn chair, you’re vanquished, your reign is done,
Now I sit in peace, and I’ve finally won!