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dad son jokes:

1_ Dad to son: "Why you come at 1:30to home daily, while your college closes at 12??
Son: "Sweet dad, Actually i find your daughter-in-law in this time".


2_Young child to his dad: why you don't give access money to your wife"?
Dad: " what do you mean"?
Child: "when her purse becomes empty, she beats me a lot".


3_A son was watching the old memories pictures with his mother,
suddenly he got the young age picture of his Dad. He asked to his mother: "who is this handsome man mother"?
Mother replied in pride accent: "He is your father dear son".
Son says astonishingly: "Then who is that balled person, who comes daily to our home"?


4_Dad furiously asked to his son: " Why you silly guy tell my each secret to your mother"?
Son replied in stubborn style: "Because mother gives me 10 dollars for disclosing each secret of yours".


5_Dad said to his dumb son: "If you passes the exams, i will buy a new bicycle for you".
When result announced, the boy was failed. When he reached home, the dad asked him eagerly about result.
He replied aggressively: "Dad! Your money for my cycle has been survived".


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