ROBERT PATTINSON is way too horny in *TWILIGHT: NEW MOON*

Have you ever had a super major crush on a super hawt bro guy? But like, his pal is also super de duperly cutey-patooty?? Such a dilemma, I'm sure you understand. Well, in Twilight New Moon, Kristen Stewart has to decide if she is in love with Aromantic, older than her great-grandfather, Edward Cullen. Or if she is in love with the 16 year old furry Jacob...also Jacob is way hawter (just sayin). Which would you choose? Would you stay loyal to Gran-Daddy or go for the angry puppy-play abs boy? Gramps who keeps you cool in the summer or Boy who keeps you warm in the winter? Geriatric who tells you to text when you're home, or a cultist who hangs out with a dude who beat his wife...but the cultist has abs like Hercules had a baby with a brick wall. Write your fanfics and send them to our email so I have something to read on the pooper

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