Randy Marsh Cooking with Crème Fraîche - SOUTH PARK

Randy tries his hand at his very own cooking show.
"Creme Fraiche" S14

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INT. SCHOOL CAFETERIA - DAY
Randy is standing behind the school kitchen counter again,
still in his Chef Apron. He talks directly to camera.
STAN'S DAD
Who says that school Cafeteria food
can't be healthy, delicious AND
gourmet? Today we're gonna be
making the students my tasty baked
ziti with basil and fresh
MOZZARELLA. It's all right here,
right now on Cafeteria Fraiche.
The song plays as we start a show opening sequence for
Randy's cooking show called 'Cafeteria Fraiche'. The
following shots all drift through frame:
SHOT - Randy pulling a cookie sheet with yorkshire puddings
out of the oven and showing it to camera.
SHOT - Randy using an immersion blender in a large soup
pot.
SHOT - Randy bushing herbed butter on a beef roast.
STAN'S DAD
Oh fuck yeah.
SHOT - Randy Chopping an onion on a cutting board.
Shot - Randy sticking his nose in the back of a roasted
chicken and SNIFFING DEEPLY.
STAN'S DAD
(sniffs deeply
then-)
Oh yeah. Man... Ohhhh...
We need to create a bunch of different shots of Randy
cooking and showing off food.
SHOT - From inside the oven, Randy opens the door and
checks something baking in the oven and gives a thumbs up
to camera. Stan is angrily standing in the background.

STAN
Dad what are you doing?
Over that shot, a superimposed Randy drifts through frame,
lip synched to-
RANDY
(whispering)
Fraiiiiche....
A logo title comes up - first the word 'Cafeteria', then
the word 'Fraiche' slides in.
RANDY (V.O.)
Fraiche.
Back to Randy behind the counter.
RANDY
Alright, now for my baked ziti we
are gonna start off by getting some
extra virgin olive oil into the pan.
(pouring it in)
Oh yeah... Get that all over
there... It's all slick. It's all
wet and slick... mmmm....
Pop out wider to show that kids are waiting with empty
lunch trays.
CRAIG
Can we get some food please?
RANDY
Now, olive oil DOES have a low smoke
point, so keep the heat low and keep
in fraiche.
Reverse to show that the four boys are the camera crew.
They look bored and pissed off. Stan is running the
camera, standing on a stool, Kyle is holding a boom mic.
Cartman and Kenny are both doing lighting.
RANDY
Ogh... ohhhhhhh... That's so fuckin'
hot. Look at that crust is perfect.
Fuck yeah...
STAN
Dad you aren't EVER going to be a
celebrity Chef!
RANDY
Quiet on set please!
STAN
No dad. That's ENOUGH. You need to
be focusing on getting mom back!
RANDY
(focusing on food)
Back from where?