Скачать или смотреть So, we played... HIGHGUARD!!!

Me and the boys playing what some (many... most people) would call a dookie game...

Timestamps:
Intro: 0:00:00 - 0:00:50
Waiting for the game to install—reading reviews: 0:00:50 - 0:04:15
Laughing at a video of Pastor James David Manning: 0:04:16 - 0:06:23
Playing the game Day 1: 0:06:24 - 0:32:30
More Reviews! Plus my own: 0:32:31 - 0:37:42
Sniper Comparison—Apex and Highguard: 0:37:43 - 0:39:13
Our second impressions after a couple of days: 0:39:14 - 1:24:21
Outro: 1:24:22

Preemptive responses to the following questions
"Why does the game look like that?"
1. Lowest settings possible
2. It still didn't perform ideally
3. Therefore I used Lossless Scaling to compensate for the lack of performance; it didn't really help that much lol

"Why are you so dookie at the game?"
1. I'm a scrub
2. I'm a scrub who sucks
3. I'm a scrub^999 who can't stop being a scrub
4. I currently don't have a computer desk in front of which I can sit; I'm on my bed
5. My vision is garbage, so crosshairs aren't really the most visible to me
6. Refer to the first question being answered; the performance didn't really help me
7. Walang ethernet at nasa WiFi ako, dapat mas mahina ang koneksyon at performance ko. Kasi ginagamit ng ethernet cable yung Lolo ko para sa TV streaming. Translate that from Tagalog lol—homework!
8. My PC is... Well, let's just say that it's outdated and I'm not getting any upgrades anytime soon... unless you want to donate a buncha money to me?! (Please—僕はお金がないんだ)

"Where are you Split Fiction and Kingdom Hearts playthrough videos?!"
1. Je suis tellement paresseux, donc j'ai na pas travaillé sur ces videos (Translate from French; I'm making you work for the answers now to entertain myself)
2. La réponse sur ceux ci n'est pas vrai; je suis entrain de travailler sur des autres projets.
3. I thought that I accidentally deleted the VOD from which the Split Fiction videos are made months ago, and I found it... Yesterday (as of writing this) in some obscure directory in my external drive, so やった！
4. I prefer to record the Kingdom Hears videos when it's just me and Cowman in VC and nobody else because A) He's the only one who has played the game in our group, and B) I figured it'd be funny if he as a longtime fan of the franchise saw my raw reactions in real time; I'll probably let him know that at some point after his current and recurring Resident Evil phase ends—which is probably going to take a while because RE9 is set to come out next week.

Peeps in the video
Cowman93:
• Gaming ‪@cowmanplays2224‬
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Captain45
Krysta Jo (Present during decent chunk of the first half of the video)

Shoutout to ‪@Nasmr1‬ for sending me that clip of the sniper comparison

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